Hacker News is under attack by a wave of AI-generated spam from new accounts. The community is deeply divided: ban the newbies or learn to live with the bots?

Have you guys noticed the thick, unmistakable scent of ChatGPT boilerplate floating around Hacker News lately? It seems the "prompt wizards" are abusing LLMs to spam the board, and the community is losing its collective mind.
An OP recently threw a tantrum because their feed is suddenly full of painfully obvious AI-generated gibberish. Most of this noise is coming from "green accounts" (newbies), specifically infiltrating the Show HN section.
Fearing HN will turn into the bot-infested dumpster fire that Twitter currently is, OP dropped an ultimatum: the admin team needs to either restrict new accounts from posting entirely or give veterans a filter to hide these unvetted accounts.
Like throwing a match into a powder keg, this topic blew up with wild takes. Here are the main perspectives dominating the thread:
1. The Sleeper Cell Theory A user named saltyoldman pointed out that bots aren't just spamming to show off. They are farming karma and upvotes. Once these accounts build enough trust, the creators will weaponize them to mass-flag or downvote content they want to suppress. Classic long-game manipulation.
2. Why not just distribute malware? Someone innocently asked: "Why aren't these new accounts used to share malware or malicious Github links?" A seasoned dev dropped the mic with a reality check: "Why don't burglars rob police stations?" HN is packed with reverse engineers, security analysts, and hardcore devs. Pitching malware to this crowd is the fastest way to get your operation detected and nuked.
3. The Demand to Ban LLM Speak Some hardcore users demanded instant bans for any comment that reeks of default ChatGPT style. But others quickly shot this down: Are moderators supposed to use a crystal ball? The false-positive rate would be absurd. Plus, HN's official guidelines haven't strictly outlawed AI usage yet, so dropping the ban hammer on clueless newbies seems a bit harsh.
4. The Mod Drops the Truth Bomb In the heat of the battle, legendary HN mod dang chimed in with a harsh reality: "Restricting new users is a recipe for not surviving." Existing communities always want to lock the gates and grow old together, but a forum without fresh blood is a dead forum walking.
5. The Hopium Some chilled-out devs compared this wave to the recent crypto hype cycle. We'll see a massive spike in spam, and eventually, it'll crash back to reality. HN has always been solid at pulling the golden needles out of the haystack.
You can't just slam the door on newcomers without digging your own community's grave. But letting them roam free means drowning in AI garbage.
The takeaway for us devs? The cost of spinning up a spambot is practically zero now. If you're building a platform or a community tool, you better start engineering robust anti-bot filters on day one. We are officially entering an endless game of whack-a-mole.
And for the love of god, if you’re using ChatGPT to write your forum comments, at least throw in a typo or some slang to prove you have a pulse. Don't just copy-paste the raw output unless you want to get roasted!